I told him he could be any Disney character he wanted on our trip. He chose his hero. - Imgur
I don’t even know what I would have done if I had gotten to see this boy.
Stephen Sondheim learning a theater is being named after him.
I love this routine, because it’s not a rape joke. It’s a rape culture joke. It’s not making fun of the people who have been raped, but of both rape culture (not being able to just jog because it’s not safe) but of the idea that the only thing of value in a woman is her vagina.
Really this is brilliant. So brilliant.
if the very last episode of Once Upon a Time isn’t titled “Happily Ever After,” I’m going to be disappointed
"No no, stop. Go owl somewhere else."
Looks like two witches familiars arguing about something